Parody “news” source The Onion parodies Greyhound with a “More Tolerable” elite seat selection article and video that cracked me up on a Friday afternoon.

Just a $35.00 upgrade for elite seat selection with personalized garbage… hilarious! Enjoy!

Greyhound Now Offering Premium Upgrade To Slightly Less Disgusting Seats
“Greyhound officials guarantee that overhead compartments above their new More Tolerable seats will contain, at most, two soiled, balled-up undershirts left behind by other riders.”


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